Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
