You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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