I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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