something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
cat food counts as protein by the way
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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