I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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