That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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