): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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