Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Acid is not a monday night drug
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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