You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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