Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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