I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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