Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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