This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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