it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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