You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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