the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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