i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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