playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's blow job season.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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