He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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