Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
