just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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