I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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