My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Randomize
