: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
