I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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