real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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