nut hugger
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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