Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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