You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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