We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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