DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I am available for nakedness
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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