just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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