I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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