it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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