i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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