Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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