put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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