I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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