Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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