Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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