weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i think i have herpe
just one?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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