he thought i was a dude.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
