I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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