hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
