I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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