Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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