i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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