We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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