Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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