i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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