they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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