God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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