You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I FOUND THE LEGS
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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