he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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